Post by Paperblade on Nov 20, 2011 19:27:06 GMT -5
As you wake up and enter the arena, you find quite a few bodies strewn about.
The first is The Doors, whose fire seems to have indeed been lit.
Dear The Doors,
You are Chandra Nalaar, Pyromancer.
Your interests include: Fire, fire, and more fire. You are impulsive, passionate, and short-tempered. Kind of like fire. Funny enough, you've had three versions printed, and none of them have been constructed playable. Then again, between Nicol Bolas and Sarkhan Vol, that seems to be par for the course for red walkers (Koth laughs).
At night, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Setting everything near ALIAS1 and ALIAS2 on fire." Since fucking everything is on fire and all landmarks are burnt to a crisp, anyone targeting ALIAS1 will accidentally target ALIAS2 and vice versa. However, killers are a bit more shrewd than that (they brought a map!) and will target the correct person.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - Fire never dies alone, ALIAS." If you die the following night, ALIAS will die alongside you.
You are allied with the Red Planeswalkers. You win if the White Planeswalkers and the Blue Planeswalkers are eliminated and at least one member of your faction is alive.
You are Chandra Nalaar, Pyromancer.
Your interests include: Fire, fire, and more fire. You are impulsive, passionate, and short-tempered. Kind of like fire. Funny enough, you've had three versions printed, and none of them have been constructed playable. Then again, between Nicol Bolas and Sarkhan Vol, that seems to be par for the course for red walkers (Koth laughs).
At night, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Setting everything near ALIAS1 and ALIAS2 on fire." Since fucking everything is on fire and all landmarks are burnt to a crisp, anyone targeting ALIAS1 will accidentally target ALIAS2 and vice versa. However, killers are a bit more shrewd than that (they brought a map!) and will target the correct person.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - Fire never dies alone, ALIAS." If you die the following night, ALIAS will die alongside you.
You are allied with the Red Planeswalkers. You win if the White Planeswalkers and the Blue Planeswalkers are eliminated and at least one member of your faction is alive.
It occurs to you that the only person this quick to anger is Sho.
Additionally, there is another corpse nearby, who appears to have been shot in the back. This body was Ramones.
Dear Ramones,
You are The Joker, Ace of Knaves.
You are Batman's archnemesis, the Clown Prince of Chaos. Your backstories vary from writer to writer (lolcomics), but there is usually one constant: You had one bad day, your entire skin got fucked up, and you completely lost it. Now, you want to prove that it can happen to anyone.
At night, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Tomorrow will be a bad day for ALIAS." In this PM, include four letters. If ALIAS posts those four letters in succession, be it on this forum or the SF thread (not including punctuation/whitespace), his vote will count for -1 instead of whatever it would have. Note that anything bolded for the purpose of a lynch vote will not count.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - Requesting ALIAS's file." You will get Harley Quinn to get ALIAS's file from Arkham Asylum, which happens to be his entire role PM.
You are allied with the Red Planeswalkers. You win if the White Planeswalkers and the Blue Planeswalkers are eliminated and at least one member of your faction is alive.
You are The Joker, Ace of Knaves.
You are Batman's archnemesis, the Clown Prince of Chaos. Your backstories vary from writer to writer (lolcomics), but there is usually one constant: You had one bad day, your entire skin got fucked up, and you completely lost it. Now, you want to prove that it can happen to anyone.
At night, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Tomorrow will be a bad day for ALIAS." In this PM, include four letters. If ALIAS posts those four letters in succession, be it on this forum or the SF thread (not including punctuation/whitespace), his vote will count for -1 instead of whatever it would have. Note that anything bolded for the purpose of a lynch vote will not count.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - Requesting ALIAS's file." You will get Harley Quinn to get ALIAS's file from Arkham Asylum, which happens to be his entire role PM.
You are allied with the Red Planeswalkers. You win if the White Planeswalkers and the Blue Planeswalkers are eliminated and at least one member of your faction is alive.
It occurs to you that a troublemaker like this could only be Psych.
But it's not all bad news for Red, as you soon find Devo, who is definitely a man.
Dear Devo,
You are Caulder, Head of IDS.
You are a scientist from Advance Wars. Unfortunately, you are the unethical kind of scientist that experiments on people just to see what happens. You see the world as your lab, and don't give a damn what others think. You cloned yourself and experimented on the clones, and eventually, the clones rebelled, killing you! They then turned on each other, until one remained--the new you.
At night, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Cloning ALIAS." If ALIAS dies that night, it won't matter, because you will have a clone prepared that is indistinguishable from the original! If ALIAS doesn't die, you will take the clone back to your lab for experiments, eventually killing it. You won't clone yourself... not after last time.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - Infecting ALIAS." You will inflict ALIAS with Creeping Derangea, a virus that kills its victim by causing flowers to grow from their body. ALIAS will be put into quarantine the following night while a cure is applied, preventing them from performing an action but also preventing them from being targeted by one. You cannot target yourself with this ability.
You are allied with the Blue Planeswalkers. You win if the Red Planeswalkers and the Green Planeswalkers are eliminated and at least one member of your faction is alive.
You are Caulder, Head of IDS.
You are a scientist from Advance Wars. Unfortunately, you are the unethical kind of scientist that experiments on people just to see what happens. You see the world as your lab, and don't give a damn what others think. You cloned yourself and experimented on the clones, and eventually, the clones rebelled, killing you! They then turned on each other, until one remained--the new you.
At night, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Cloning ALIAS." If ALIAS dies that night, it won't matter, because you will have a clone prepared that is indistinguishable from the original! If ALIAS doesn't die, you will take the clone back to your lab for experiments, eventually killing it. You won't clone yourself... not after last time.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - Infecting ALIAS." You will inflict ALIAS with Creeping Derangea, a virus that kills its victim by causing flowers to grow from their body. ALIAS will be put into quarantine the following night while a cure is applied, preventing them from performing an action but also preventing them from being targeted by one. You cannot target yourself with this ability.
You are allied with the Blue Planeswalkers. You win if the Red Planeswalkers and the Green Planeswalkers are eliminated and at least one member of your faction is alive.
Someone so blue could only be Rothene.
The Kinks is dead, but, um, there doesn't seem to be a body. An aura of intense foreboding surrounds you: Something is clearly wrong here. You can't find a role PM or anything. In fact, after performing a head count, you realize that despite the death of a 4th alias, no player is missing.
It is now Day 2. Day 2 ends on Tuesday, November 20th at 7PM PST (approximately 26 and a half hours from the time of this post).