Post by Paperblade on Nov 28, 2011 22:23:52 GMT -5
There was a bit of murmuring throughout the crowd throughout the day, but nothing was really getting done. It looked like nothing was going to happen, but as Blondie turned to go home, she found herself moving on.
Dear Blondie,
You are John Yossarian, Bombardier.
You are the protagonist of Catch-22, in which you are constantly forced to perform more and more missions to complete a tour. You just want to go home, and constantly try to get out of flying up. Unfortunately for you, everyone is trying to kill you and your friends are disappearing left and right...
At night, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - ALIAS is trying to kill me." You will be on your guard against ALIAS all night. As a result, ALIAS and anyone allied with him will not be able to kill you. After this ability successfully stops a kill on your life, it cannot be used again.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - Washington Irving votes ALIAS." You will censor a letter to appear as though Washington Irving is voting for ALIAS. This vote is only worth 0.1, although that will increase to 1.1 if your night ability successfully stops a kill.
You are allied with the Black Planeswalkers. You win if the Green Planeswalkers and the White Planeswalkers are eliminated and at least one member of your faction is alive.
You are John Yossarian, Bombardier.
You are the protagonist of Catch-22, in which you are constantly forced to perform more and more missions to complete a tour. You just want to go home, and constantly try to get out of flying up. Unfortunately for you, everyone is trying to kill you and your friends are disappearing left and right...
At night, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - ALIAS is trying to kill me." You will be on your guard against ALIAS all night. As a result, ALIAS and anyone allied with him will not be able to kill you. After this ability successfully stops a kill on your life, it cannot be used again.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - Washington Irving votes ALIAS." You will censor a letter to appear as though Washington Irving is voting for ALIAS. This vote is only worth 0.1, although that will increase to 1.1 if your night ability successfully stops a kill.
You are allied with the Black Planeswalkers. You win if the Green Planeswalkers and the White Planeswalkers are eliminated and at least one member of your faction is alive.
This was Shinori.
With that, Black is eliminated.
Duran Duran had watched silently as his allies killed their last foe. One could say he had a view to a kill.
Dear Duran Duran,
You are Tarzan, King of Apes.
King of the jungle, baby! You were raised by apes because your parents died, and years later you met the American, Jane Porter, who you fell in love with and married. However, upon moving back to civilization, you realized they were all hypocrites and moved back to the jungle with your family.
At night, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Exposing ALIAS's hypocrisy." You will make a scene about ALIAS, causing everyone to ignore his vote the following day.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - Ransacking ALIAS." You will send your family of apes to ransack ALIAS's house and find his role PM.
You are allied with the Green Planeswalkers. You win if the Blue Planeswalkers and the Black Planeswalkers are eliminated and at least one member of your faction is alive.
You are Tarzan, King of Apes.
King of the jungle, baby! You were raised by apes because your parents died, and years later you met the American, Jane Porter, who you fell in love with and married. However, upon moving back to civilization, you realized they were all hypocrites and moved back to the jungle with your family.
At night, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Exposing ALIAS's hypocrisy." You will make a scene about ALIAS, causing everyone to ignore his vote the following day.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - Ransacking ALIAS." You will send your family of apes to ransack ALIAS's house and find his role PM.
You are allied with the Green Planeswalkers. You win if the Blue Planeswalkers and the Black Planeswalkers are eliminated and at least one member of your faction is alive.
Someone this quiet could only be StSS.
Cheap Trick says... good night!
Dear Cheap Trick,
You are Garruk Wildspeaker, Wild Son.
When you were twelve, the local Sheriff tried to conscript you into the army. Your father told you to run, and so you did. Years later, you came out of the forest and rampaged through town, demanding to see your father. When you learned he had been dead for years, you killed the Sheriff, took his helmet as your own, and returned to the wild.
At night, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Guarding ALIAS." You and your beasts will stand around ALIAS looking menacing, warding off any killers.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - Sending a BEAST at ALIAS." You may choose from one of the following BEASTs:
Tarmogoyf - The mighty Tarmogoyf takes no shit from anyone, preventing ALIAS from performing their day action.
Wild Mongrel - ALIAS will be protected from all day actions.
Wild Nacatl - ALIAS will be unable to post for the following day/night cycle.
Basking Rootwalla - Any actions targeting ALIAS will target you instead.
Vengevine - You will make an extra, secret vote for ALIAS.
You may only send a given BEAST once per game.
You are allied with the Green Planeswalkers. You win if the Blue Planeswalkers and the Black Planeswalkers are eliminated and at least one member of your faction is alive.
You are Garruk Wildspeaker, Wild Son.
When you were twelve, the local Sheriff tried to conscript you into the army. Your father told you to run, and so you did. Years later, you came out of the forest and rampaged through town, demanding to see your father. When you learned he had been dead for years, you killed the Sheriff, took his helmet as your own, and returned to the wild.
At night, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Guarding ALIAS." You and your beasts will stand around ALIAS looking menacing, warding off any killers.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - Sending a BEAST at ALIAS." You may choose from one of the following BEASTs:
Tarmogoyf - The mighty Tarmogoyf takes no shit from anyone, preventing ALIAS from performing their day action.
Wild Mongrel - ALIAS will be protected from all day actions.
Wild Nacatl - ALIAS will be unable to post for the following day/night cycle.
Basking Rootwalla - Any actions targeting ALIAS will target you instead.
Vengevine - You will make an extra, secret vote for ALIAS.
You may only send a given BEAST once per game.
You are allied with the Green Planeswalkers. You win if the Blue Planeswalkers and the Black Planeswalkers are eliminated and at least one member of your faction is alive.
This man was Mysterio.
Mama Cass took her place next to her allies.
Dear Mama Cass,
You are Ted Kaczynski, Unabomber.
You are a primitivist anarchist that engaged in a mail bombing campaign that lasted nearly two decades, only getting caught when your brother recognized your writing style in the manifesto you released and turned you in. You believe that technology is eroding human freedom.
At night, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Mailbombing ALIAS." When ALIAS attempts to leave their house that night, their mailbox will explode, and they will instead spend the night nursing their wounds.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - Causing technology to malfunction". Anyone who does not vote for the lynchee during the day will be unable to be protected the following night (i.e. no doctors etc.). You cannot use this ability on consecutive day phases.
You are allied with the Green Planeswalkers. You win if the Blue Planeswalkers and the Black Planeswalkers are eliminated and at least one member of your faction is alive.
You are Ted Kaczynski, Unabomber.
You are a primitivist anarchist that engaged in a mail bombing campaign that lasted nearly two decades, only getting caught when your brother recognized your writing style in the manifesto you released and turned you in. You believe that technology is eroding human freedom.
At night, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Mailbombing ALIAS." When ALIAS attempts to leave their house that night, their mailbox will explode, and they will instead spend the night nursing their wounds.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - Causing technology to malfunction". Anyone who does not vote for the lynchee during the day will be unable to be protected the following night (i.e. no doctors etc.). You cannot use this ability on consecutive day phases.
You are allied with the Green Planeswalkers. You win if the Blue Planeswalkers and the Black Planeswalkers are eliminated and at least one member of your faction is alive.
Someone this crazy was Snike, and later Dark Sage.
As for our losers:
Violent Femmes stood off to the side, flabbergasted that they had been betrayed. If only they'd been able to add it up...
Dear Violent Femmes,
You are Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet, Star-crossed Lovers.
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
Since you are a couple, you are two users under one alias: <snip1> and <snip2>.
At night, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Getting Friar Lawrence to poison ALIAS." You will sneak ALIAS some of that poison that makes him appear to be dead. As a result, he will spend the entire night in a coma. All who attempt to target ALIAS will believe him dead and just leave and ALIAS's night action will fail. You cannot target yourself with this ability.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - An ALIAS by any other name..." If ALIAS is dead and was not lynched, you will learn the name of ALIAS's killer.
Additionally, if you are killed, only Romeo will die. However, at the end of the following phase, Juliet will have learned of this and kill herself to be with her love. As a result, your death is effectively delayed one phase. If it is day, you can target yourself with your day ability during this grace period.
You are allied with the Red Planeswalkers. You win if the White Planeswalkers and the Blue Planeswalkers are eliminated and at least one member of your faction is alive.
You are Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet, Star-crossed Lovers.
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
Since you are a couple, you are two users under one alias: <snip1> and <snip2>.
At night, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Getting Friar Lawrence to poison ALIAS." You will sneak ALIAS some of that poison that makes him appear to be dead. As a result, he will spend the entire night in a coma. All who attempt to target ALIAS will believe him dead and just leave and ALIAS's night action will fail. You cannot target yourself with this ability.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - An ALIAS by any other name..." If ALIAS is dead and was not lynched, you will learn the name of ALIAS's killer.
Additionally, if you are killed, only Romeo will die. However, at the end of the following phase, Juliet will have learned of this and kill herself to be with her love. As a result, your death is effectively delayed one phase. If it is day, you can target yourself with your day ability during this grace period.
You are allied with the Red Planeswalkers. You win if the White Planeswalkers and the Blue Planeswalkers are eliminated and at least one member of your faction is alive.
Obviously, this was obviously Reinfleche and Hikarusa.
Oingo Boingo also felt betrayed. Did Green have no gratitude?
Dear Oingo Boingo,
You are Gideon Jura, Hieromancer.
You're from an unknown plane where you ruined everything. In penance, you joined the Order of Heliud, but after a run-in with Chandra Nalaar, you realized maybe the Order wasn't all it was cracked up to be. You followed her to Zendikar, but she was long gone and the Eldrazi were running rampant. Realizing that they can and will fuck everything up, you decided to get some allies to assist you. You are also a massive badass.
At night, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Stand behind me, ALIAS." You will +2 at ALIAS's would-be killers, forcing them to attack you instead. However, since your loyalty is approximately two billion, you won't die.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - Get at me, ALIAS." You will attempt to -2 ALIAS. If ALIAS killed or tried to kill someone the previous night, you will slap him around, negating his vote and causing his day action to fail. Otherwise, this ability does nothing.
You are allied with the White Planeswalkers. You win if the Black Planeswalkers and the Red Planeswalkers are eliminated and at least one member of your faction is alive.
You are Gideon Jura, Hieromancer.
You're from an unknown plane where you ruined everything. In penance, you joined the Order of Heliud, but after a run-in with Chandra Nalaar, you realized maybe the Order wasn't all it was cracked up to be. You followed her to Zendikar, but she was long gone and the Eldrazi were running rampant. Realizing that they can and will fuck everything up, you decided to get some allies to assist you. You are also a massive badass.
At night, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Stand behind me, ALIAS." You will +2 at ALIAS's would-be killers, forcing them to attack you instead. However, since your loyalty is approximately two billion, you won't die.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - Get at me, ALIAS." You will attempt to -2 ALIAS. If ALIAS killed or tried to kill someone the previous night, you will slap him around, negating his vote and causing his day action to fail. Otherwise, this ability does nothing.
You are allied with the White Planeswalkers. You win if the Black Planeswalkers and the Red Planeswalkers are eliminated and at least one member of your faction is alive.
This was Lorddomu.
As for Billy Joel... he was left there to bleed.
Dear Billy Joel,
You are Emrakul, the Aeons Torn.
Long ago, you were drawn to Zendikar and imprisoned there. Thousands of years later, you have been freed, and now rampage across the world, devouring everything in sight. The old planeswalkers couldn't handle you, and thanks to the events of the Time Spiral, the power of Planeswalkers are vastly reduced. As a result, you really don't care who wins or loses. You're just a hungry Tentacruel-wannabe and want to escape. But these gnats keep buzzing, and it's starting to get annoying.
On odd nights, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Annihilating ALIAS." Your mere presence will shatter ALIAS's mind, reducing him to a vegetable state, effectively killing him.
On even nights, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Preparing to consume ALIAS." You will slowly move over to ALIAS. If ALIAS is lynched the following day, you will devour him, hiding his role PM from everyone but you and counting as a kill by you towards your win condition.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - Sending the brood at ALIAS." You will send your brood lineage to scout ALIAS, obtaining his whole role PM.
Additionally, since you are so powerful and the denizens of Zendikar have forgotten what you really are, you have an alternate alias: The Kinks. As long as both of your aliases are alive, you have the following abilities:
Your actions cannot be redirected or hooked unless both of your aliases are redirected or hooked.
You may post and vote with both aliases, for different or the same people.
Inspections targeting either alias will fail.
You are allied with yourself. You win if you kill at least one player from three different factions.
You are Emrakul, the Aeons Torn.
Long ago, you were drawn to Zendikar and imprisoned there. Thousands of years later, you have been freed, and now rampage across the world, devouring everything in sight. The old planeswalkers couldn't handle you, and thanks to the events of the Time Spiral, the power of Planeswalkers are vastly reduced. As a result, you really don't care who wins or loses. You're just a hungry Tentacruel-wannabe and want to escape. But these gnats keep buzzing, and it's starting to get annoying.
On odd nights, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Annihilating ALIAS." Your mere presence will shatter ALIAS's mind, reducing him to a vegetable state, effectively killing him.
On even nights, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Night X - Preparing to consume ALIAS." You will slowly move over to ALIAS. If ALIAS is lynched the following day, you will devour him, hiding his role PM from everyone but you and counting as a kill by you towards your win condition.
During the day, you may send Paperblade and Kay a PM entitled "Day X - Sending the brood at ALIAS." You will send your brood lineage to scout ALIAS, obtaining his whole role PM.
Additionally, since you are so powerful and the denizens of Zendikar have forgotten what you really are, you have an alternate alias: The Kinks. As long as both of your aliases are alive, you have the following abilities:
Your actions cannot be redirected or hooked unless both of your aliases are redirected or hooked.
You may post and vote with both aliases, for different or the same people.
Inspections targeting either alias will fail.
You are allied with yourself. You win if you kill at least one player from three different factions.
Someone this awesome must be Raymond.
Game over. StSS, Mysterio, and Dark Sage/Snike (aka Green) win.
